Posted 7 minutes ago

cybertutu:

wtf is this????? maybe i’m not human???

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Posted 22 minutes ago

ima1ing:

spankkitten:

malformalady:

Octopus eggs

Photo credit: Simon Chandra

FUN FACT: These eggs are evil. Octopus babies are evil. Let me tell you why. The octopus mother lays her eggs in a cave roof and spends 6 months guarding them from potential predators and swaying the eggs with her tentacle so they get oxygen. This means she doesn’t eat or sleep until they hatch. When the octopus babies hatch, she dies from fatigue and starvation. THEN THEY FUCKING EAT HER. THEY EAT THEIR MOTHER WHO DIED BECAUSE SHE WAS LOOKING AFTER THEM. THEY. EAT. HER.

This sounds like what my mother said i did to her

Posted 37 minutes ago

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

Posted 19 hours ago

ottermatopoeia:

mattniskanenseyebrows:

OCTOBER IS NEXT WEEK

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OCTOBER IS THIS WEEK
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Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

owlgoggles20:

Steal His Look: Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen

Sorry but this look is currently unavailable

It was his hat, Mr. Krabs

He was #1

Posted 19 hours ago

surprisebitch:

on a scale of 1 to done

i’m

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(Source: surprisebitch)

Posted 19 hours ago

joetrohman:

Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch

green alien suit (48.99)

Posted 20 hours ago

tylerchokely:

I want 6 minutes of this not 6 seconds

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

Posted 20 hours ago

majortvjunkie:

tempestuous-sovereignity:

my name is luna enriquez

Dear Lunchbag

this needs to always be on my dashboard

(Source: jahdivision-deactivated)